They're hungry. Tired. They jump, but miss the numbers.
If you have ever thought "I'm just one person, and I'm totally broke, what can I do to help?", now is your chance.
Volunteer for the Neo-Futurists!
The rewards are many and include free admission and sharing cold pizza cut into tiny squares after everyone else has gone home. As little as two hours a month could help your favorite Neo-Futurist reach their full number-jumping potential. Won't you please email and ask her how you could be a part of making TMLMTBGB happen every week. Because a clothesline is a terrible thing to waste.
Send a message to Megan and tell her you want to "get filthy".
Avoid the crowd. Do your own thinking independently. Be the chess player, not the chess piece.