Mornin'.  I say that because I am assuming you are at your office job or you are up at two in the morning tooling around on the Internet.  I assume this because that's when I do my Internet tooling, too.  Hey, we already have something in common. Right now I'm just going to throw out some explanations to things you may be wondering based on the picture you just clicked on and my name. Kurt is short for nothing.  It's Kurt. The last name is Chinese.  It's Chinese because my grandfather is Chinese and my grandmother is half-Chinese, so my dad is 3/4 Chinese.  My mom is 0/4 Chinese.  This makes me 3/8 Chinese.  I love them all very much and this is where I thank them for their support and love. The tape is a prop. Now for some things I'd like you to know: I like my theatre messy and memorized.  I like it with music.  I like comedy.  I don't think I'm that funny but I think I have become funnier after being involved with this company, called Barrel of Monkeys. Here are some untrue things about myself which relate to me regardless: I was the first to commit an unassisted triple play in Major League Baseball.  I invented the electric guitar.  Every Christmas my family and I go caroling together.  I'm infatuated with various coleoptera.  "Hex Wrench" is my middle name.  I'm an Eagle Scout with, like, one thousand merit badges.  I never, ever, ever, ever talked shit about anyone, ever, in high school.  I just graduated high school.  With a 4.0 average.  And having got to third base with my English teacher.  I just stole third base off Ivan Rodriguez. Thanks so much for coming to the show.  Please email me with any questions or concerns.