Jessica Anne My name is Jessica Anne. Yes, Anne is my last name. It used to be my middle name, but now it's my last name. I could explain the horrible details in thisbio, but I think maybe I should just write a play about it instead. Anyway, I never completed the 8th grade, or college for that matter. But, I had a lovely time in high school, where I boldly attended the Chicago Academy for the Arts. Sometimes I still accidentally start to go there in the morning. Without the time I spent there I never would have become a person, let alone an artist, or a mother of three beautiful unborn children. And I was also a cherub. That's another experience I can't seem to shake. It's that sticky July that taught me how to get out of bed, something that has always been hard for me. And whenever things get bad I just smash a coconut cream pie in my face, and find something larger than life that is willing to lick it off. I also file headshots whenever someone asks me nicely. I like staring at those glossy enigmas until my eyes glaze over and I'm drunk on humanity. I've also been known to wear a lot of black and push furniture around. I think run crew is fun. It puts things into perspective. I'm also a nude model and a barista. But that's all I have to say about that. I have two brothers that I love more than anybody has ever loved anything. Ever. I grew up on the far south side of Chicago, most of the time. I'm so excited to be performing in Too Much Light. I think I might throw up. And this bio is dedicated to Joe Dempsey. He has a black power over me. I'll explain later.